Campos and Seaman.
And the literal brilliance of the 1990s.
Footballing (De)Evolution of Cool
Because Style in Football Matters
Roberto Carlos. Retired. And goofy. Eternally goofy.
Socrates Brasileiro & Casagrande
Short-shorted, long-afro’ed, Buddhist-meditators of football
Casagrande: “Hey Doutor, guess what? I’m not wearing any underwear”
Euro 2012 Cool Chap of the Tournament Trophy goes to…
The clueless Darren Anderton.
Who provided highly mediocre game analysis for Canada’s TSN during the tournament.
He struggled to get his words out, and we struggled to look at his face.
Euro 2012 day 18
Cool Chap of the Day Award goes to…
Vicente Del Bosque.
Not only has he won a Champions League, a World Cup and an Euro, but he also looks remarkably like Obelix.
Par Toutatis!
Euro 2012 day 17
Cool Chap of the Day Award goes to…
Mario Balotelli.
Because he enjoys scoring surprisingly beautiful goals.
And dick jokes.
Euro 2012 day 16
Cool Chap of the Day Award goes to…
The Three Tenors of Portugal: Pepe, Rui and Cristiano.
“those were the days, my friend
we thought they’d never end
we’d sing and dance forever and a day
we’d live the life we’d choose
we’d fight and never lose
for we were young and sure to have our way…”
Not.
Euro 2012 day 15
Cool Chap of the Day Award goes to…
Andrea Pirlo
For a man with a girl’s name, he’s got quite the balls to take a cheeky penalty like a true boss.
Euro 2012 day 14
Cool Chap of the Day Award goes to…
Bastien SCHWEINSTEIGER
Because you canNOT not yell his name whenever he touches the ball.
Also, because, albeit a fierce man, he can, indeed, most def, pull off the lounge singer cardigan style.
Petr Chech.
Wouldn’t you feel like an asshole after scoring on a bleeding keeper like that?
